House of Bowels

Talking about where to go for lunch:

Lulu: house of bowle? is it bow or bowel?

amy: bowel

Lulu: ok

amy: just kidding. It’s House of Bowels
Lulu: u r MEAN MOFO BOOYAH

Jing 2.0

As we all know, Lulu is a wonderful photographer.

This photo was captioned in Facebook as such:

“Jing looks modified!”

Pretty sure she meant mortified…

We love you Lulu.

Six Feet Under Morning Meeting

My friend Saeromee had morning meeting for bank regulations.   After her meeting we had lunch together.

Me: So how was your early morning cemetery?

Romee: …. ….. …….

She looked at me all puzzled.

Romee: uh…. you mean the seminar?

You know its bad when…

… I have to google STUPIDITY while chatting with Amy about my own stupidity.

Maybe the old Chinese way of memorized the how dictionary has its good reasons!

Art by Natalie Dee

How Dirty is Lulu’s Computer??

Some of my friends consider I am more on the dirty side… ok… ALL my friends think I am filthy dirty!  I never really thought myself like that until today.   Was writing an email to my fantasy BFF Allie who has this AWESOME BLOG, and want to make sure i correctly spelled everything.  So, naturally when Lulu doesn’t know how to spell something Lulu GOOGLE it.  I typed in “AMATURES” to just be sure it is the correct spelling and this is what I got…which made me seriously worried about my computer… just HOW DIRTY IS IT?

dirty dirty google

but then of course I spelt it wrong.  Its AMATEUR.   Spelling is stupid.

CHOP!

Today Lulu got very mad at someone named Debbie.

Lulu:
or i will find out who is this FAT DEBI and cut he!
DEBI IS A NAME FOR CHOPS
she got wayyy to much FAT on her for me to eat healthy
think i will make a awesome braidzilar
hahaha
amy:
ahahahaha!
what the heck are chops???
Lulu:
choppy peopel?
amy:
ohhhh
chubby
Lulu:
o. oops. dang it

Ghetto Talk @ Work

I have this crazy friend who is far far away from ghetto, BUT he talks ghetto for fun and now he can’t talking normal.  Since I spend a lot of time with this particular friend…. he had now passed me the ghetto kooties.

today at work… over the phone….

someone: Does Lee still work with Mr. S?

me: Yes, she IS.

I Shall See You on the Phone

on the phone at work try to get a client’s address

C: let me call you back with the correct address.

Me: ok, you have our number?

C: yes, i sure do.

Me: ok, see you later.  (hang up the phone)

Thinking to myself…. REALLY?  SEE YOU LATER…. ON THE PHONE?!

Juuuust One

Lulu: the other day when we hd lunch together…and aaron was there we were talking about josh bought me flowers i think i said flower instead of flowers and i saw aaron whisper…. juuuuuust one
Amy: ahahhahaha i thought you missed that
Lulu: i am like… I MA KIIIIIIIL YOU BITCH!
Amy: and i was like, “mental note post on blog LATAH”

The Condom Next Door

So we were talking about marital infidelity in China…how lots of out of town businese men would buy  properties in Shanghai to house their “other women”

Lulu:  There were these newly built condoms next to my mom’s appartment.  Condooom…. condo… I mean CONDOS!